Only after listening to my phone go off 60 million times during the red carpet, did Jewelry Judge, Beauty Writer and I realize we should have live blogged the Grammy's. Now we know for next year...
Luckily, people have cameras and we can do a recap of the fashion, at the very least. At the very bottom below, you can read our comments as we were watching the red carpet. It's after the jump
I'm not 100% sure why she would attend this event, but hot damn she looks good. This is so my jam. It's really great, it really fits her and she looks comfortable, you know? Perfect. I love it.
First of all - BOW TO THIS. She is epic.I don't care if she wears something from Mugatu's Derelicte, she wins because she is a legend.
This twat. I can't. What is this dress? She has vintage mesh chain on one side and the rest is just too mature. And those shoes. Why is the toe box SO high? Ugh. I hate her.
I was watching the live feed on the Grammy's site and I got to watch people posing for these photos. It's fascinating to see what they do to get these pictures. The breath holding, the contorting of the bodies. This one looked much better in the video than she is coming out on photos, although this dress and neckline are really harsh.
She came across very well on video, her skin looked amazing. But that weave, it's really busted at the ends. Like, it's 4 inches too long. And I'm really weirded out by her hands lie that. They're so posed. Like, at least try to look natural.
Oy. This is something.
I chose a rear view so we didn't have to stare at her underboob like you do if you see a front view of this pic. And this one, so dumb. I coined the term 'menacingly confused' when we were trying to describe the look on her face. Because she clearly realizes she was made fun of like crazy after the Globes and is not super happy about it...so she looks a little angry. But still really confused...poor thing. John Legend should keep her in a closet.
I wish I could find a better angle. Because this was fun. At least we can see her shoes, which had this amazing cut up the back ankle. And the dress had this great gold belt that was really sharp against all this ridiculous ruffle. She looked good, a bit crazy, but good.
If you don't see her face moving, she looks pretty. But if you watch Cougar Town then you can agree with me that she is scary, an intense advertisement for NOT having plastic surgery. Who is this guy, by the way?
I have never been so jealous of a woman. What a beautiful nymph she is. And she is married to my alternate husband. So jealous. So pretty. Ugh.
Why do I love this dress so deeply? It is very fresh with the white and that pop turquoise. It kind of reminds me of Día de Muertos, with the delicate embroidery and the color, it's really beautiful,
This is how Versace can look good. This is also how plastic surgery can look good...but a little pulled. Like, her lip looks pulled, no? So beautiful. I love her.
The hair is tragic, but the dress was great. She looked really amazing and fit in this. And the color was so much better on the video feed, almost a teal color. And she looked REALLY beautiful. Like, flawless skin, glowy.
I just watched "This is Where I Leave You" and she is so good in it. Makes you long for the days when actresses weren't just clothes hangers. And she looks GREAT. No? This outfit is totally bonkers, but she is Jane Fonda, so who cares?
She was tugging at that dress the whole time I was watching her on that live feed. And her feet are so gross in those shoes. Like, is her left pinky toe even in the strap of the shoe? Her jewelry was sick though. SICK.
I'm really over these cut outs.This is hardcore trashy. Like WTF? And those earrings are an abomination. Where did she get them, Bebe? And the hair. Gross.
GORGEOUS. Like, she has rarely looked better. Finally dressed like a grown up, her hair looks great, the only bad thing is the fact that I can see the bra and those shoes make her feet look really wide. But someone should tell that dumbass Kelly Osbourne that this is how you do bright colored hair.
She wore her fanciest Dynasty-inspired dressing gown to the Grammy's and proceeded to look like a total idiot when Kanye did...anything really. I get that this is Jean Paul Gaulthier, but just because a man designed it, doesn't make it good.
I like it when she carries a little extra weight. Look how much fleshier and healthier she looks. I really love it. It also softens her features a bit, which is necessary, because she can be a bit angular and pointy.
Her boobs were not ok though, really pancakey and accented by the necklace.
Just, like, why? Like, just dress like a normal person. Why do you have to be this person all the time. I didn't watch the show (I was watching a movie) but Jewelry Judge and Beauty Writer agreed that her performance was also a mess.
Just stop.
This is how you act and dress your age. MADONNA - TAKE NOTE.
This is how you get a facial expression to perfectly match how I feel about someone's outfit.
This is a giant HELL NO from me. Color is awful, she's too young to wear this. Gahhh.
Oh good god this is bad. Bejeweled grommets should never exist.
You wanted her to be wearing something classier when you saw her, because you saw her from the head down, and then the cut outs started, and they never stopped. And they were so tacky. And that neckline, it's SOOOO glorious. And then she's splotchily naked. It's awful.
I don't know, I just kind of find this depressing. It's really tired. She looks tired. She didn't show up with her husband, it was kind of depressing.
She looks really good. Like, her body is crazy, and she's wearing this well, but it hasn't been a great year for her. She's not nominated for anything, didn't win anything. She's very background lately. Not the Nicki I know and love.
Is Keith Urban a woman? I was unaware that Nicole Kidman was a lesbian. He is really ladylike. Like, his whole low v-neck and ponytail situation made me really uncomfortable. Almost as uncomfortable as her outfit, which is really 90's budget. Grommets!?! Aggghhh. Those shoes look amazing and horribly painful all at once though.
Ew alert.Her contouring was so poorly done that you could see every deliberate stripe on her face. And her boobs were so flattened by that mess. Why is she even invited?
As soon as she showed up there was an uproar in the text messages. A lot of talk about how stoned she might be in order to wear this and wear her hair like this...so stoned. So baked.
Bitch, I do not love your hair. It is making you look like a desperate old hussy. Especially in that turtleneck gown. Thi sis too much all over, but on a side note, her body looks insane.
TayTay was loving life last night, and apparently leg bronzer. We loved her shoes, but less her dress. It's really structurey and the 2 colors together are a little flashy, and not in the great way Cameron Diaz wore turquoise and fuschia a few years back at the Oscars.
She looks different. Manish.I don't love the hair. It's gross. And what's happening with her jaw? It's really out there...No, I don't like this at all.
And if you are interested, below is a transcript of the conversation we had on WhatsApp last night. It's not exactly clean in the language department...
2/8/2015 6:11 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: I think we made a mistake
not blogging the Grammy red carpet. Madonna is dressed like a Conquistador
2/8/2015 6:14 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Oh my. ..I need to see
2/8/2015 6:18 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: I can't find it online yet.
Stay tuned
2/8/2015 6:21 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: ![]()
2/8/2015 6:29 PM: TOP SKANK: Yikes
2/8/2015 6:31 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Wtf
2/8/2015 6:31 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Her face is a disgrace
2/8/2015 6:31 PM: TOP SKANK: She needs to act her fucking
age
2/8/2015 6:32 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: And act like a human
2/8/2015 6:34 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: This red carpet is an epic
train wreck. Madonna was a fucking idiot in the interview and when she was
being photographed on the red carpet she threw herself against the wall as if
she was climbing it or humping it. Ariana grande is heading for a meltdown, she
can barely put a sentence together. I'm so sad we aren't hate watching this
together.
2/8/2015 6:35 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Awwww Fuck us
2/8/2015 6:36 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: We should have blogged
2/8/2015 6:36 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: 2016. Mark your calendars.
2/8/2015 6:36 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Done!
2/8/2015 7:01 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Katherine nephew's hair is
a nightmare. Its a greasy mess. Also, she seems really confused. Dude, you were
on American idol. You've met Ryan seacrest before
2/8/2015 7:01 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Huge mistake not blogging
2/8/2015 7:01 PM: TOP SKANK: What does any of that mean?
2/8/2015 7:02 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Sorry auto correct.
Katherine McPhee
2/8/2015 7:03 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Annie Lennox has no fucks
to give. Its amazing
2/8/2015 7:03 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: I was hoping you were
watching. That hair is possible the worst
red carpet hair ever.
2/8/2015 7:03 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: It's the worst hair I've
ever seen
2/8/2015 7:03 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: It looks like she got out
of a pool and tried to curl it
2/8/2015 7:03 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: I like Annie Lennox too.
"Your song is featured on the 50 shades of grey soundtrack, what did you
think of the book?" "Well actually I never read it. But I heard a
lot". Best
2/8/2015 7:04 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Lol so great
2/8/2015 7:04 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Omg Chris Brown! !
2/8/2015 7:04 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Wtf happened to him?
2/8/2015 7:04 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: What a hot mess
2/8/2015 7:05 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Always a great interview.
"What have you been up to?" "Oh you know, music, art, whatever"
2/8/2015 7:06 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Hahahahaha
2/8/2015 7:08 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: TOP SKANK, You are missy
your bf Dave G
2/8/2015 7:08 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Dave grohl is great
2/8/2015 7:08 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Missing
2/8/2015 7:08 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Dressed like he just came
off stage and needs a shower and pulls it off
2/8/2015 7:08 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: So sexy
2/8/2015 7:09 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: He seems a little coked up,
not gonna lie
2/8/2015 7:09 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: It's kind of great
2/8/2015 7:09 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: We should teach Bob how to
blog. His anger is solid gold
2/8/2015 7:09 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Bob will never be able to
blog. C'mon
2/8/2015 7:10 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Good point. Hell have to
put down the effing remote first
2/8/2015 7:13 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Dreamboat alert
2/8/2015 7:13 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Lol I saw
2/8/2015 7:17 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Katy Perry looks great
2/8/2015 7:19 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: I love everything she has
going on. The dress, the hair, the earrings.
Ugh. Kelly Osborne needs to take note on how that hair colour is done
2/8/2015 7:19 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Serious
2/8/2015 7:24 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Ok listen, I love Sia a
lot. But like, we know what u look like. Get over this hiding your face thing
2/8/2015 7:25 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Omg Gwen Stefani
2/8/2015 7:25 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Sooo hot
2/8/2015 7:26 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Gaga looks hot. I like her
tanned
2/8/2015 7:27 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Bob is going on about
wishing smell o vision becomes a thing and that gaga must smell "FUCKING
GREAT"
2/8/2015 7:28 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: I agree with him.
2/8/2015 7:28 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Obvs
2/8/2015 7:28 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Shocking :)
2/8/2015 7:44 PM: TOP SKANK: I'm watching something on my
ipad showing me Taylor swift looking like a mermaid threw up
2/8/2015 7:45 PM: TOP SKANK: And now Ashanti looking whorey
2/8/2015 7:45 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: I didn't hate TS dress. Her
shoes are great
2/8/2015 7:45 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Ashanti didn't make the
interview cut.
2/8/2015 7:45 PM: TOP SKANK: Beyonce
2/8/2015 7:45 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Agreed on the shoes.
2/8/2015 7:45 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Like really great shoes
2/8/2015 7:45 PM: TOP SKANK: Just got motion sickness from
the live feed
2/8/2015 7:46 PM: TOP SKANK: Beyonce looks amazing
2/8/2015 7:46 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Amahhhhzzing
2/8/2015 7:46 PM: TOP SKANK: Thanks Penny
2/8/2015 7:46 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Gah. Where is she
2/8/2015 7:46 PM: TOP SKANK: Her weave looks busted though
2/8/2015 7:46 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Lol
2/8/2015 7:46 PM: TOP SKANK: Like dry ends
2/8/2015 7:46 PM: TOP SKANK: 4 inches too long
2/8/2015 7:47 PM: TOP SKANK: Holy shit her bodyguard is a
giant
2/8/2015 7:47 PM: TOP SKANK: Miley!
2/8/2015 7:47 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Where are you seeing this?!
2/8/2015 7:47 PM: TOP SKANK: Grammys.com live feed
2/8/2015 7:47 PM: TOP SKANK: Mileys dress has cutouts, tacky
as fuck
2/8/2015 7:48 PM: TOP SKANK: Neckline is great though
2/8/2015 7:48 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Yikes
2/8/2015 7:48 PM: TOP SKANK: Versace probably
2/8/2015 7:48 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Beyonce could use some
lipstick tho
2/8/2015 7:48 PM: TOP SKANK: The virgin Jane is wearing
someone pretty great
2/8/2015 7:48 PM: TOP SKANK: She's wearing your lip, beige
2/8/2015 7:49 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Keith Urban makes me sad
2/8/2015 7:49 PM: TOP SKANK: Too much flat iron
2/8/2015 7:49 PM: TOP SKANK: Jennifer Hudson's hair is
tragic
2/8/2015 7:49 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: But her face and hair are
the same color. Nothing stands out
2/8/2015 7:49 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Lol
2/8/2015 7:49 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: It's too beige
2/8/2015 7:49 PM: TOP SKANK: Her jewelry is epic
2/8/2015 7:50 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Whose jewelry?
2/8/2015 7:50 PM: TOP SKANK: Jhud
2/8/2015 7:50 PM: TOP SKANK: Mary J looks old
2/8/2015 7:50 PM: TOP SKANK: gaga's make up is good
2/8/2015 7:50 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: She is old
2/8/2015 7:51 PM: TOP SKANK: Vut she looks it, which is
unusual
2/8/2015 7:51 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Gaga is really on point
tonight
2/8/2015 7:51 PM: TOP SKANK: Gagas tits look awful
2/8/2015 7:51 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: No!
2/8/2015 7:51 PM: TOP SKANK: They do
2/8/2015 7:51 PM: TOP SKANK: Super pancakey
2/8/2015 7:51 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: The gorgeous giant emerald
is drawing g the eyes right to it
2/8/2015 7:51 PM: TOP SKANK: She looks a bit thick, which I
LOVE on her
2/8/2015 7:51 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: So far, Katy Perry and Gwen
S look the best
2/8/2015 7:52 PM: TOP SKANK: She looks so much better with
some weight
2/8/2015 7:52 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Agreed
2/8/2015 7:52 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Agreed with all of that
2/8/2015 7:52 PM: TOP SKANK: She's too harsh skinny
2/8/2015 7:52 PM: TOP SKANK: Tony Bennet is going to die, imminently
2/8/2015 7:52 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Katy Perry is my favourite
all over. Gwen 2nd
2/8/2015 7:52 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Hahahaha
2/8/2015 7:52 PM: TOP SKANK: Gwen looks great. Also Versace,
but done right
2/8/2015 7:53 PM: TOP SKANK: Iggy coming up. Von tRapp
braids
2/8/2015 7:53 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Versace seems to have a
sophisticated line and some sort of cheap hooker chic line
2/8/2015 7:53 PM: TOP SKANK: Ciara looks great, like a
perfume bottle
2/8/2015 7:53 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Her hair is not great. It
missed the mark
2/8/2015 7:53 PM: TOP SKANK: Well, I guess I know what I'm
doing at work tomorrow morning
2/8/2015 7:54 PM: TOP SKANK: Ahhh!! Smokey Robinson is so
scary
2/8/2015 7:54 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: You should post this convo
to the blog
2/8/2015 7:54 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Agreed. We are all on point
2/8/2015 7:54 PM: TOP SKANK: I don't know how, I have a
blackberry
2/8/2015 7:55 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: You can send the convo to
your email
2/8/2015 7:55 PM: TOP SKANK: I partly said that just to piss
you off
2/8/2015 7:55 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Ugh
2/8/2015 7:55 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: You're the worst
2/8/2015 7:55 PM: TOP SKANK: Ggy's dress is fab
2/8/2015 7:55 PM: TOP SKANK: The color is amazing
2/8/2015 7:55 PM: TOP SKANK: Her skin looks incredible
2/8/2015 7:56 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Ammahhhzzing
2/8/2015 7:56 PM: TOP SKANK: Omg, now I see Keith Urban and
understand
2/8/2015 7:56 PM: TOP SKANK: I didn't know Nicole Kidman
waas a lesbian
2/8/2015 7:56 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Lol right?!
2/8/2015 7:57 PM: TOP SKANK: Yah, maybe we should post this
convo
2/8/2015 7:57 PM: TOP SKANK: Nicole kidman is hurting me
with thise grommets
2/8/2015 7:57 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: It's cheesy
2/8/2015 7:57 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Like so 2002
2/8/2015 7:58 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Ryan Seacrest asked her to
tell him about her outfit and she said "what? I dunno...Versace?".
Really? Is this your first red carpet appearance? ?
2/8/2015 7:58 PM: TOP SKANK: Ahhh! Paris Hilton
2/8/2015 7:58 PM: TOP SKANK: You can see her jank contouring
so well
2/8/2015 7:59 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Omg rhianna
2/8/2015 7:59 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: What the hell is Rihanna
wearing
2/8/2015 7:59 PM: TOP SKANK: And her flesh colored zip/ass
crack view
2/8/2015 7:59 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: So obnoxious
2/8/2015 7:59 PM: TOP SKANK: Rihanna is aa fucking moron, I
say that without having seen her yet
2/8/2015 7:59 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: It's soooooo stupid
2/8/2015 8:00 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Her hair is a hot mess and
she is mega stoned
2/8/2015 8:00 PM: TOP SKANK: Obv
2/8/2015 8:00 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: "I found this dress on
the Internet and I just had to..."
"THAT IS RIHANNA HEADING INTO THE GRAMMYS THANK
YOU"
2/8/2015 8:00 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: I've never seen her hair
look so bad
2/8/2015 8:00 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Hahahah
2/8/2015 8:01 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: So bad
2/8/2015 8:01 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Ummm ACDC is performing
2/8/2015 8:01 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: That is ammahhhhzing
2/8/2015 8:01 PM: TOP SKANK: Is it just me or does this
whole red carpet situation look horrifying
2/8/2015 8:01 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: It was
2/8/2015 8:02 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Definitely
2/8/2015 8:02 PM: TOP SKANK: Tell me you saw Jane Fonda?
2/8/2015 8:02 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: No!
2/8/2015 8:02 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: No
2/8/2015 8:02 PM: TOP SKANK: Sooooo good
2/8/2015 8:03 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: I hope to see it on the
review blog :)
2/8/2015 8:03 PM: TOP SKANK: And Kim Kardashian?
2/8/2015 8:03 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Oh I just saw!
2/8/2015 8:04 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Her hair looks good though
2/8/2015 8:04 PM: TOP SKANK: Goddam Jordyn Grohl
2/8/2015 8:04 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: KK looks like an idiot
2/8/2015 8:05 PM: TOP SKANK: Its really too bad about Katy
Perry's visible bra. Aside from that you're right, she wins
2/8/2015 8:05 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: I didn't see the bra
2/8/2015 8:05 PM: TOP SKANK: Megan Trainor looks like a
dumbass
2/8/2015 8:05 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: AC/DC is blowing my mind
2/8/2015 8:06 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: And the crowd. Gaga is full
rocking out ❤
2/8/2015 8:06 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: And someone has to tell
Tony Bennett where he is
2/8/2015 8:06 PM: TOP SKANK: The Grammy's site is on some
dumb press room
2/8/2015 8:09 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Omg just saw John legend
and his idiot wife. Her face is hilarious
2/8/2015 8:10 PM: TOP SKANK: She looks so menacingly
confused
2/8/2015 8:11 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Menacingly confused is one
of the best descriptions I've ever heard
2/8/2015 8:12 PM: TOP SKANK: I'm proud of it
2/8/2015 8:13 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: You really should be
2/8/2015 8:22 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Tom Jones is still a sexy
pimp
2/8/2015 8:23 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Geez
2/8/2015 8:23 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Lol he is
2/8/2015 8:24 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: He wants to Fuck JJ for
sure
2/8/2015 8:24 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: And he sounds great
2/8/2015 8:26 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: She sounds pretty all over
the placr
2/8/2015 8:27 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Agreed she is too showy
2/8/2015 8:35 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: What the shit is this
2/8/2015 8:35 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Trash
2/8/2015 8:35 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: I hate it so much
2/8/2015 8:49 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Train wreck time. Strike 1,
malificent horns. Lame
2/8/2015 8:50 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: She's so terrible now. So
irrelevant
2/8/2015 8:50 PM: TOP SKANK: Who?
2/8/2015 8:50 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Act your DAMN age Madge
2/8/2015 8:50 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Madonna
2/8/2015 8:50 PM: TOP SKANK: Ugh
2/8/2015 8:51 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: She's dancing like an old
woman struggling to be young. Instead of a sexy bottom half she looks like
she's wearing granny panties.
2/8/2015 8:51 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: And what us the white
peaking out of her panties when she bends? It's like a maxipad
2/8/2015 8:52 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: She's becoming cher
2/8/2015 8:52 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: This song is a mess
2/8/2015 8:52 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: How embarrassing
2/8/2015 8:52 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: I'm full body cringing
2/8/2015 8:53 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Me too
2/8/2015 8:53 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: It's a gaga rip off
2/8/2015 8:54 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Ugh that was a nightmare.
And yes. Total ripoff
2/8/2015 8:56 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: I couldn't be happier that
Beck just won. That album is so good
2/8/2015 8:57 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Yes. I hate Ryan adams
2/8/2015 8:57 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: How is he rock?
2/8/2015 8:58 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Hipster rock. Put a comb
through that rats nest
2/8/2015 9:03 PM: TOP SKANK: Give him a break, Mandy Moore
is divorcing him, he's struggling with being irrelevant
2/8/2015 9:04 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Ugh. He's gross
2/8/2015 9:05 PM: TOP SKANK: True
2/8/2015 9:06 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Dreamboat alert
2/8/2015 9:06 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Hahahaha
2/8/2015 9:06 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: You're so funny
2/8/2015 9:07 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Johnny looks hot
2/8/2015 9:07 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: A big duh on that one
2/8/2015 9:07 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: I want to take his glasses
off and kiss his face
2/8/2015 9:08 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: I like his pink guitar
2/8/2015 9:09 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Did you watch late late
show?
2/8/2015 9:09 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Yes
2/8/2015 9:10 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: And?
2/8/2015 9:10 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Great
2/8/2015 9:10 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: YAY I'M SO HAPPY
2/8/2015 9:10 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: I bet Johnny likes to give
a facial
2/8/2015 9:10 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Use his cock like a guitar
2/8/2015 9:11 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Rumour mill is that he's
wildly dirty in bed.
2/8/2015 9:11 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Hmmmm sexy
2/8/2015 9:11 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: He's mine. You can have Ian
Thornley and Joe mangianello and knoxville
2/8/2015 9:12 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Fine, sorry
2/8/2015 9:12 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: It's ok. Honest mistake
2/8/2015 9:12 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: I love that sir Paul is the
only one grooving to ELO
2/8/2015 9:12 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: C'mon ppl
2/8/2015 9:12 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Get some taste
2/8/2015 9:12 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Hahaha
2/8/2015 9:13 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Back to Johnny M...if he
asks you if u know anyone interested in a 3some, I'm down
2/8/2015 9:14 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: I'll be there, yknow
2/8/2015 9:14 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Ya ya
2/8/2015 9:14 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: I'll close my eyes
2/8/2015 9:14 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Our relationship will have
to level jump. You can look, I'm not embarrassed
2/8/2015 9:15 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Guitar playing = dick
playing = hot
2/8/2015 9:15 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: I've gone off the rails lol
2/8/2015 9:15 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Sorry
2/8/2015 9:16 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Lol. Hey I'm with you. I
stared at the tv like a sexual predator during his guitar solo
2/8/2015 9:16 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: PS Gwen should not sing
ballads
2/8/2015 9:16 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: No. She's not a strong
enough singer
2/8/2015 9:17 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: She looks so awkward
performing in a gown
2/8/2015 9:18 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Agreed. She a pant girl.
And that's great. Don't fight it
2/8/2015 9:22 PM: TOP SKANK: John Mayer is a urophile
2/8/2015 9:24 PM: TOP SKANK: Less 3some, more pee on him
2/8/2015 9:24 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: I'm ok with that
2/8/2015 9:24 PM: TOP SKANK: You may be TOO liberal
2/8/2015 9:25 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: I'm fine with it. I hydrate
2/8/2015 9:25 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: I know
2/8/2015 9:25 PM: TOP SKANK: Ok, I'm uptight, you guys have
fun with the pee party
2/8/2015 9:25 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Oh we will
2/8/2015 9:25 PM: TOP SKANK: Bring a tarp
2/8/2015 9:26 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: No no, it'll happen in the
bathtub
2/8/2015 9:26 PM: TOP SKANK: Oy
2/8/2015 9:27 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Hozier is making my life
right now
2/8/2015 9:27 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Omg a 4some with Hozier
2/8/2015 9:28 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Annie Lennox is a fucking
boss
2/8/2015 9:28 PM: JEWELRY JUDGE: Nice. They're both really
tall
2/8/2015 9:28 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: She loves this song
2/8/2015 9:28 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: I'm dying. She's so great
2/8/2015 9:52 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: I didn't think Katy Perry
could sing that well
2/8/2015 9:52 PM: BEAUTY WRITER: Good job
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