Random Fashion Wrap-Up

If you read this site often you'll know that I often end up with a bunch of pictures that have no real association except most of them make my heart hurt. And my eyes. So much my eyes. There are some gems in there...but most of them deserve Prince's ultra eyes.

Here is my new icon of eye hurt:

Shall we?

Here's Ellie Goulding at Coachella, wearing the most unfortunate shorts I feel like I've ever seen. I think it should be a rule, if you can't zip up your vag zipper, don't wear shorts with a vag zipper.

Our favourite mess, Lindsay Lohan looking like she escaped a big and tall hospital and got a lift home with her local viper gang. What a disaster she is. And that's without knowing that she thinks drinking a glass of wine isn't a threat to her sobriety and it's a good idea to announce a miscarriage to everyone to boost ratings.

This is Cheryl Cole looking like perfection in this amazing midi length dress and those great shoes. Just great. I mean, the shoes remind me a little of Nemo, but it's not really terrible. She makes my heart hurt because there isn't more of her.

Here's these two, my biggest couple crush, laughing at a Nets game in New York. I don't know if this is before or after the elevator brawl, but the whole aftermath of that thing has made me question them and it makes me question love. Oh my god. When did I go back into puberty? Please! Beyoncé and JayZ, please be real!!

Jennifer Connolly is an underrated beauty. Look at how amazing she looks. Ok, so I'm not crazy about her weird female parts pattern below the waist, but the rest of her is sublime.

Jennifer Garner is wearing a jumpsuit, therefore I am blinded to any faults this outfit might have. Like her belt looking like garden edging. It's a jumpsuit. SQUEEEE! Her hair also looks amazing.

Just. I can't. She looks so good. It's not normal.

I really need butt implants so that I can look as good as Jennifer Lopez does in everything.

K, I'm kind of hating on this faux wait thing that Chanel has done this season. It's a really creepy trick of the eye that makes already obnoxiously thin Keira Knightly look even more sickly than normal. Yuck.

Can someone please lock Miley Cyrus away? I really can't take this horrifically aggressive redux of 90's fashion. It's too many 90's trends at once. My eyes can't take it.

Ok, admittedly, I can't with that top, or her cokey stare, but those pants. Oh my god. I would wear the hell out of those pants. And to be fair, if I had Naya Rivera's abs. I would probably try that top too. Who am I trying to fool?

You know what I like about Olivia Palermo? She seems like a regular person. She rewears things, and wears flats because she's walking around NYC. I mean, she's not a normal person. She's really wealthy and has a cramazing wardrobe, but still. I like it.