Monday, March 10, 2014

Some Vanity Fair Outfits

I had a rough week last week. Got really sick. Like, bed-ridden sick. On my vacation. Worst. So here is a little catch up from last week's Oscar parties.

Diane Kruger:
I am under the opinion that she can so little wrong and I'm holding firm with this. There's something about her delicate frame that makes me love everything on her. This just looks so pretty and lovely on her. God I love her.

Elizabeth Moss:
She looks a million times better in these overalls. Too bad about this weird bat-mask dress. I'm normally fully obsessed with swiss dot, but this dress is not doing it for me.

Jennifer Lawrence:
This was mosaic mirror tiles. It must have been SO heavy. She looks so much more comfortable than she did at the ceremony. And honestly, the ceremony dress fit her wonderfully, but she's too young to be stuffed into a dress like that with that auntie hair. This is better.

Karlie Kloss:
This woman is comfortable with a part of her ass that I am not comfortable with. I'm not sure if I ever was comfortable with that part of my ass. She looks great. And it appears she's pulling it off, but that is really close to her crack...yikes.

Olivia Munn:
Wow. This is some kind of breast contraption. You know, really, it's not that it's not lovely, but  it lo.,oks uncomfortable. Like some kind of glamorous torture device.

Reese Witherspoon:
Um. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? Lady V sent me this link and it was so unflattering to her boobs. I don't get why she chose this. It's really, horribly unflattering.

Anna Kendrick:
Bitch, why the hell didn't you wear this to the ceremony? This dress is a MILLION times better than the mess you wore on the red carpet. Jesus.

Diane von Furstenburg:
Just she is so perfect and amazing. I love her. I can only ache to look like this when I'm her age. She is gorgeous and perfect.

Elizabeth Banks:
Well. This is interesting. And grows on me every time I see it. I like that she wore this combo, and I like that it's not a gown, and it's REALLY working for her. And I bet she's more comfortable than most.

Evan Rachel Wood:
This one. What a great dress. I hope that someone else regrets not getting this dress, because this is fully gorgeous and someone should have worn this to the ceremony.

Kate Hudson:
Well! I already thought she won the Oscars with her amazing white gown and then she changed to this. Amazing. Totally gorgeous and I love it. She wins 2 times.
Kim Kardashian:
Understated and very lovely for her, and I'm really glad she's not doing the blonde hair anymore. Let's not try fooling anyone, you're Armenian.

Naomie Harris:
This is really stunning. And it wouldn't have worked on anyone but her, because it is her hair and her skin tone that is making this so beautiful. My god, that pattern, the detail. So pretty.

Rosario Dawson:
This one is always wearing things that don't work on her. She doesn't seem to understand what flatters her body, but this does. This looks so good and so beautiful. I wish she dressed like this more often

Zooey Deschanel:
Did she show up at the ceremony? Because this is lovely. and I don't want to think of anything else.

There we go. A little more.

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