OH CANADA!

Whilst I didn't think my first post would be in the confines of one, two, no three blankets, I had to peel away from my sick pity party and say my piece on Canada and the Olympics.

To begin, CANADA KICKS ASS (Like you didn't already know).


CURLING
I do not understand one thing about curling but I watched about two hours of this rock bumping, ice sweeping sport while impatiently waiting for my turn to be called at the walk in clinic. Through every rough patch our curling Canucks kept their cool which ultimately resulted in some pissed off Swedes and some gold medals for our girls who apparently swept their way undefeated to gold! Canadian curlers.... Wait for it ... rock!



HOCKEY
Obv, now to what you really want to hear.. Canada's women's hockey team reclaimed the title as the best female hockey players in the world today in a sudden death over time victory against our archenemies to the south ( aka The United States of America ). 
We won 3-2 and I personally felt a whole tangle of emotions. 
Why?

1.  There's a Brianne on the team and she's from Ontario and well... she's now one of my heroes because she gave the team what it needed to get out of their funk and get back in the game with 3:26 seconds left. 
2. This is our fourth time winning gold in women's hockey. FOUR. That's sixteen years of golden bliss!
3. Though I was thoroughly pissed that we didn't dominate the whole game, I am so very glad that we provided an interesting, heart wrenching, TV cursing, nail biting game to watch...and after all, Canada lose? Get the puck out of here (hehehe... Okay enough now B). 
4. I am now impatiently waiting for the men's final.There's only one thing to say... 

Congrats to our women's hockey champs.
Let's go boys! 

BEER
Special shout-out to Molson Canada and their wizardry. 
Only Canadians would have a beer fridge that opens with Canadian passports only.
It's the bees knees I swear! 





 -BB Gun out (cold)!