Jersey Shore Season 2 starts filming!

It's like my dreams have come true. My life has been empty since 'Jersey Shore' finished earlier this year. My friends and I are at a loss for what to discuss, my husband and I hate everything on TV...it has just been bleak.

But now season 2 has started filming, and according to MTV they'll be filming the majority of the season in Miami and filming the finale in Jersey Shore "once the boardwalk warms up". What a hot mess.

I have one objection - WTF is Angelina doing there? Biatch abandoned the glamour that was the Jersey Shore. She doesn't deserve to be there!

Enjoy these lovely photos:


JWoww working out in a tube top. Obviously. Who doesn't? Mmm, everyone. That's who.
Skeez hooker Angelina ("Um, Helloooooo!") arriving with actual luggage (not pictured). They're going to have some 'splaining to do as to why she's there...I would have been a much better choice. Obviously.

Snooki, being all manners of fabulous in one shot. When doesn't wearing a gigantic sombrero mean only good things? I mean, look at this guy!


And of course, all the boys hanging out in a parking lot, shirtless. If you've been to South Beach, you know this is very common. In fact, girls walking down the street in bikinis and heels is also very common.

One thing I will say, as much as I love Vinny for being a good Italian boy, he could use some GTL because looks like a doughy kid next to the three of them. Also, nice Zigs Pauly. Way to represent REEBOK! (My new employer!)

Where the F is Sammi? Being a difficult twit, I bet you. Aghh! I hate her.