I was just in Jamaica for my best friend's wedding and the place, unfortunately, didn't have much of a nightlife, so we were constantly in people's rooms drinking, dancing, etc. One night, for some reason, we flipped on MTV and happened to fall upon the MTV Movie awards. Awesome.
We watched enough for me to decide that until the last Twilight Saga movie comes out, we need to rename the series the 'Twilight Movie Awards'. Ridic!
For me, highlights were
- Bruno dropdown into Eminem's face (I was so happy to learn that Eminem does have a sense of humour and walked out as a joke - thank god they didn't go with their 1st choice of Parasite)
- The SNL Digital Short medley...gorgeous.
Anna Faris:Yawn. This is one of many crinkly puffball dresses I saw this night. I'm a little bored at the fact that people didn't have a little more fun with this event. This seriously looks like my sister's prom dress from 1990.
Love the shoes though.
Ashley Tisdale:LOVE everything. You can hate me for it, bit I think it's all perfect. The dress is fun, the shoes are stunning, the purse/clutch is totally amazing and I'm drooling over the rest of the accessories. I honestly think this might be my look of the night. Love it.
Aziz Ansari:I don't really care about his outfit (except for the fact that I loathe his boat shoes), but I think he's ridiculously funny, so I just wanted to give him props for hilarity.
Bruno (aka Sasha Baron Cohen):Wonderful. Period. Peter Pan hat is pure magic. Ha ha, I wrote that like it was originally written in another language and translated. Still. Pure magic.
Cam Gigandet:Because I am ageing at an alarming rate, I can barely keep up with celebrity culture. Therefore, I don't know a lot of the people on this carpet. Including this guy. But what I do know is that I totally hate is "Extra in Matrix 3" sweater under his pea coat and his stupid undone-on-purpose boots.
Cameron Diaz (ugh) with Abigail Breslin and Sofia Vassilieva:Could Abigail Breslin be any cuter and more age appropriate? Love it. I hate Cameron Diaz's outfit almost as much as I hate her, however, I was really pleased to see her included in the opening sequence of the show, dancing, and she had crazy pit stains. HA HA!
I'm thinking Sofia Vassilieva is Molly Ringwald's clone, right?
Channing Tatum & Sienna Miller:This girl makes the rounds! Wow, she is such a ho. Love her dress though, and her legs looked ultra fab int his outfit. This guy needs to buzz cut his hair again and stop wearing clothes. That's all he's good for.
Danny McBride & Will Ferrell:Older guys.
Has anyone seen Danny McBride's show? Is it funny? Let me know.
Hayden Pannettiere:For once she's dressed okay. Ok only though. It's still too old for her, but better than normal. Ugh she's gross. Puff ball #2.
Holly Montag:Ok, I don't watch 'The Hills' but while in Jamaica (I'm so dropping that in every post today) my friend forced us to watch the finale one day before dinner. This girl was a super drunk mess in it and it made me laugh and laugh. People are the worst. Especially people on that show.
Jonah Hill:This guy is funny. And I love his super uncomfortable thin-lipped smile. But is it just me or did he lose some weight and now gain all of it, plus some back?
Kristen Bell:See what I mean about the puff ball dress? She looks pretty good, but her hair looks limp and icky and I think she could have done better.
Kristen Stewart:Love the Chuck Taylors. Love that she doesn't give a shit. Love it. I love everything about her hair and make-up. The dress looks like so many other things she's worn though. PS - Twilight fans - SHE'S NOT DATING ROBERT PATTINSON. He's dating my cousin TOM.
Kristen Quintrall:I don't know who this is, but everything about her is wrong. Ick.
Lauren Conrad:My friend made us watch the hills. This girl is such a baby. Gross. Get over yourself. But, I really like her extensions and wish I had her $. That is all. Oh, and also her shoes. Puff ball #4
Leighton Meester:Awesome magical hotness. LOVE IT. She looks incredible and gorge. I am not loving the booties, but the rest is great. Very fantastic, sleek and sexy. Much better than the Costume Institute Gala.
Li'l Wayne:Nice hoodie. Also, one of the landscapers at the resort we were just at totally ripped off this look. But he had only 2 teeth instead of diamond ones, and 9½ fingers. We called him 'Groundskeeper Li'l Wayne'
Malin Ackerman:She's pretty, but if she keeps doing that to her hair she is going to get one serious receding hairline. Also, the suit is a bit blech. It's wrinkly, boring and she has the legs to do something a lot more interesting.
Megan Fox:Proof that bad hair does not work on anyone, even pretty girls. I do not understand the aim of this hair. Why is it slicked to her head only until her ears and then allowed to puff out? It's like a forced mullet and I will not accept it.
The rest is classic MF. Slutty, trashy, etc.
Puff ball #5.
Sandra Bullock:Didn't need those tights Sandy. It's June. In LA. Come on. The dress is stunning and fabulous and I want it.
Taraji P. Henson:I don't know what it is that I like about this girl. I think it's that she looks sassy, but I can't put my finger on it. Either way, she looks sassy. I'm not crazy about the vintage dinner plate print dress, but it is what it is. Also, it's puff ball #6.
Taylor Lautner:Isn't he pretty? I find he could be such a pretty girl. I really don't care of skinny jeans on men though. Weirds me out. Where do they put their junk? Oy. I think he's too young for me to be conjecturing that under his name.
Miley Cyrus:I realyl have to say that I don't think she's that cute. She has a chipmunk face. Yah, that's right. I said it. Chipmunk face. And that dress was made for Angelina Jolie. Take it off! Not in front of me. I'm not into rodent porn.
Vanessa Hudgens:I heard a rumour that Rachel Bilson's wardrobe was stolen from her house. Sucks for her. I think I would die if all my clothes disappeared, until I realized that I would get new ones. Still. My jeans! I would die.
Anyway, my point is that I think it was Vanessa Hudgens because I feel like this looks like something Rachel Bilson has worn in the past. No? An Olsen sister? Someone help me.
Zac Efron:This douche looks good in clothes, but that isn't enough for me to not hate him because his hair is just too ridiculous. CUT IT.
Zachary Quinto:He's too skinny. It makes me self conscious because I know I would be bigger than him. Also, his pants are too tight. Ahem. But, I will take his jacket...since I know it would fit me.
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