Melissa Joan Hart (stupid name) has a really cute baby

This girl is a beast, but her baby is fucking perfect. Look at his beautiful face. But I must say, considering she just gave birth a couple of months ago, he's fucking huge!

He is a huge, REALLY cute baby with a gross, pear-shaped mom who loves chokers. Shudder. Poor child.

Imagine when she shows up to pick him up at school in a long crochet vest and a cameo choker with her hair in a half-up, half-down with thick bangs across her forehead and way too much make-up? Poor child. He is so delightful, he doesn't deserve Sabrina the Teenage Witch as a mother.