Tyra - too ghetto to get a good weave

Tyra - your hair scares me. Seriously bitch, you have enough money to get a nice looking weave. Why do we always have to see your fucking paste-on hair?

Honestly, my hair looked more natural when I spray painted it yellow for my Smurfette costume a couple of years ago. I also don't understand the werid grey-brown shade. Yuck. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

She hasn't been good since Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Remember how hot she was then? Now she's just fucking crazy.

PS - Wicked man-brows. I dig. (Bleechhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)