Matthew McConaughey - still the hotness

He's living in a camper in a trailer park and he wears Uggs - but I still love him. Look at him walking his little mutt dog, Foxy. That's cute.

And speaking of cute, I love that little plastic man.

I don't think he's gay. I don't know gay men who do things like that (dirty camping, mutt dogs). I'm sure he wouldn't mind going through the ol' back door, but I don't think he's gay.

God, he's so delicious that I want to eat him.