J-Lo to give birth to first Vampire-Human being

This woman is beautiful. Her husband...not so much.

The gossip world is exploding today with "confirmations" from sources close to the couple (I hate the term "sources close to") that she is in fact 3 months pregnant.

Here are some pictures (courtesy of Just Jared) of her shopping recently (CURSE YOU LEGGINGS!!!) and I don't see anything out of the ordinary. She's not a skinny lady, y'all. She's a curvy, bodacious woman. I don't see a bump, except for her ass.

We'll see. We'll see. I just hope it doesn't come out with bat wings.