Lindsay, bedsheets and pillow case chic

Just when I'm feeling good about my relationship with Lindsay, she goes out wearing my pillow case and sheets!

Goddam woman! What are you doing to me? Is that Rachel Zoe behind you? Fucking whore. Your outfit is exactly why I suggest you fire her. Her flame is fizzling out and mine is really roaring.

Call me!

(God, I am depressing myself)