The Hiltons - gross

This family is gross. Seriously. What is wrong with them? Their mother is disgusting, Paris is the female Wilt Chamberlain and Nicky is a bloated dumb-ass.

Speaking of bloated dumb-asses - why is Brandon what's-his-face always with them? And why does he always look like he just dropped 3 tabs of E? He's always super sweaty and fucked up looking. Goddam, I cannot believe Mischa Barton dated that fug for so long. Actually, by the looks of her latest paramour, yes I can. Yah, I said it. Paramour.

Now, let's pick on Nicky Hilton. Imagine you're Paris Hilton's younger sister? This is the reverse of the 'Curse of the Younger Sister' because she should, in theory, be the better one. There is no way you can be worse than Paris Hilton, right? Wrong! This girl is fucking nasty.

That second dress is almost worse than Fergie's face.