Asslee, more and more like Jessica

Asslee, Asslee, Asslee. Do you think we're not going to notice? The thinner nose? The blonder, longer hair, the puffy lips? We know you are trying to be Jessica. In fact, lately, you're looking better than Jessica. And trust me, missy, it hurts me to say that.

Mind you, I'm no fool, I know it's aided by lots of plastic surgery.

Jess, I need you to put in the extensions again, jump in the shower and fuck it up. If not, I will have to consider you a victim of the...Dun, dun, dun! CURSE OF THE YOUNGER SISTER!