Joe Simpson - poseur extraordinaire

Papa Joe is a fucking poser. Seriously. What the shit is with this fucking seersucker blazer? What age does he think he fucking is?

I would be so embarrassed if this guy was my father. He's so lame. There was something going on in that house when those girls were kids...they love him too much. It makes me uncomfortable.

Not as uncomfortable as his trendy graphic print T and seersucker blazer...and oh! Wait! Are those fucking boat shoes? Gahhhhhhhhhhhhh! I hate this man.

They touch too much.