Teri Hatcher frightens me

Teri Hatcher is really fucking frightening. I can't believe I used to like her...mind you, I was 11 and it was when I used to watch Lois & Clark, but still. No excuse for liking gross people.

Shit. Is that when that show was on? Remember that retarded haircut she had? And she wasn't nearly as thin then so she had a kind of big ass and the haircut only emphasized it...wow.

Anyway, now she's gross. I know she's not exactly a spring chicken, but those are some monster wrinkles. God, that is even more proof that everyone should avoid the sun.

Buy yourself a big floppy hat ladies...I'm bringing them back in. Polo match style. Ha ha, it is never gonna happen, but I'm going to buy one.