Lindsay Lohan - Just My Luck premiere

Oh Lindsay. You are so beautiful and you're throwing it all away. Like many, I have an unhealthy obsession about you... I don't know what it is really...but I still think it's the older sister complex. I just want to guide you and make you better.

Like telling you not to wear so much smudged eyeliner. It's really not necessary. You already have huge bags under your eyes! No need! No need!

I fucking love the dress though. It's hot.

Goddam I love her.

PS - This movie is going to be a bag of shit. Toasted.