Brooke Hogan - the cheesiest

As if it wasn't enough that Hulk Hogan is the cheesiest, blondest, most tan person in the world, he has spawned children. If you have seen "Hogan Knows Best" (or here in Quebec "Hogan a Raison") then you can tell that the son is somewhat normal, and the daughter should maybe be sent to special classes.

The show floats around her burgeoning musical career and Hulk's super old-school ways of thinking screwing that up for her. Here are some shots from her video...Now, they're always saying how much she works out, and she is made to look quite sweaty...but come on! She doesn't look that great. I have better abs.

I'm not asking her to be super thin, because I hate that, but your dad is Hulk Hogan! Come on! Use what you have!

God, is that nipple sweat in the 2nd pic?

Whatever. She's icky.