Janet's crotchal region on US magazine

Yah yah, she lost weight. I get it. Do we need to see her crotch splayed across the cover of a magazine?

She claims that she gained the weight for a movie role (that eventually ended up going to Mariah) ...mmm hmmm, what's her excuse for all the previous times she was a fatty?

Anyway, I'm offended by this picture...mostly because I detest belly shirts, increasingly because I hate belly shirts with bathing suit bottoms (new hate, introduced by this photo) and also because the photo looks a lot like it was Photoshopped.

In summary, Janet was fat, isn't anymore, I hate this picture and have developped a new hate for miniscule bathing suit bottoms with long sleeved belly tops.

What a load of shit.