Tori Spelling's cleavage

Ok, I'm over the annoying voice thing. There aren't really that many daily news items about people who have irritating voices. I have really dried up that well for the day.

Instead, let's talk about ugly cleavage, in this particular case, Tori Spelling's. It looks like she could very easily store garden hose in between her breasts. I wonder if she designed them that way to facilitate a certain sex act. Oh god, I am totally going to barf.

Seriously, it's not like bitch is poor. Fix that shit! Mind you, I think she also tried to fix her face, and look what happened there. Yuck.

I don't mind her top though.