Is Bruce Willis blind?

Does Bruce Willis bother anyone else? I don't know if it's his perpetual bald head, or his weird Dick Tracy profile or what, but I don't really care for him. I love him film choices and he kicks ass convincingly, but there's something that irks me.

Oh wait, maybe it's the fact that he's wearing A TOMATO RED SUIT. WHO does this guy fucking think he is??? Sugar Pie the pimp?? Is he fucking out of his tree? What a fucking tard. Also, he needs to stop aiming so low on the age tree, because he's an old fuck and trying to sleep with all these teens is really gross.

Oh sweet fuck. He's not wearing shoes.