Saturday, June 07, 2008

Grand Prix weekend in Montreal

So I went downtown today, much to my chagrin because it's Grand Prix weekend, to pick up my wedding rings (holy crap, it's 12 days away).

Many Montrealers, like myself, hate Grand Prix weekend and avoid the downtown core during because of how insane it gets. As if we don't already have a high enough concentration of douchebags, now douchebags from the rest of the world come and insist on hanging out here. God.

For example, one guy was driving a white Ferrari down our main drag, Ste Catherine, and I noticed his vanity plates (which we don't allow here, so he was from out of town) said "IDZERVIT". What? A swift kick in the head? Gahhh!

Then, to top that off, I see this girl coming across the street, and because it is 30°C today, I have my windows down (thanks for breaking, A/C). I hear two homeless kids start laughing at what I'm already looking at, so I follow her path with my eyes and as she walks by them, we ALL burst out laughing at her. Thank god the light was red. Then, they noticed I was laughing at her, so we all started laughing. Oh god. Anyway, that's her pictured. It was hard to draw quickly, but her "top" was made of lace.

She seriously looked like she just got gang banged, HARD. She was hot, I won't deny her that, great body, but so trampy. And boots? It's unbelievably hot!?!?

Ok, enjoy.

The Skank Extraordinaire lookin' not so skanky

So this photo is a week old, but I'm so impressed with her cleanliness that I don't know what to say.

Wow.

Shower power.

Chris Farley Reincarnated?



Is it? Could it be?

I feel like she looks exactly like him! Ahh, after doing another image search, I see that other people have found this photo and compared it before. Dammit. I have zero original thoughts in my head.

Sunday, June 01, 2008

Madonna - Give It To Me [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

Um, I like me some Madonna, but this video got me wondering...I wonder if Britney sees her body and feels bad about her own.

Just a thought...Oh, and they should put brighter, harsher lights on Madonna's face so you can't tell if she has a nose either. Damn!