Scandalous: Lohan BUSTED for DUI & Possession

Wow! What a night! Our very own Skank Extraordinaire got into a lame accident and then was busted for DUI & possession last night.

There is a fantastic video of the whole mess here, at Splash! It's a little long, but the end is the best part.

Apparently she was injured in the accident and the cops tracked her down at the hospital to cite her for the DUI and to *maybe* (I'm crossing my fingers here) charge her for possession of a "usable amount" of cocaine.

Fantastic! Scandalous!

[Source: TMZ, Splash, DListed]

Britney in a bathing suit

Ok, I know I already posted about Britney today, but I don't care.

I just wanted to say that I feel that I look better in a bikini than she does. No, I do not have a tan, because I fear skin cancer, but my body is definitely better.

That's a slutty bikini too...I don't like those ones with just strings across the top of the legs.

God I'm a prude.

What is wrong with Bai Ling?

Seriously! What is wrong with her??

She is one of the worst people ever...it really bothered me when she showed up on 'Lost' a few seasons ago...it felt tainted. Ew. That's a good nickname, 'The Taint'. That's what I'm going to call her from now on.

What the hell is the point of wearing a bikini with furry boots and a cape? If you feel you might be chilly, maybe throw on some slacks!

And for reals, I think she just cut holes in one of the curtains from the yacht she's on...that doesn't look like a garment.

Matthew McConaughey filming his new movie: Surfer Dude

First of all, I'm a little ashamed of him for being in a movie called surfer dude, but what can you do?

To be EVEN more honest, I could care less, because at least he's running around topless. Why would they put him in those hideous shorts though?


I don't really care for the making out with the co-star crap though...

Britney Spears is on a rampage

I'm very happy to hear that Brit Brit's concerts have been fabu, despite the blatant lip-syncing.

She really needs a new wig artist though...Dame Edna looks more natural than her!


Um, and I don't know where these topless flower pictures came from, but girlfriend obviously needs a fence.


[Pic Source: A Socialite's Life]

National Costume Institute Gala 2007

What's more fun than people dressing up and REALLY trying to look good? Nothing. This is like my heaven.

Let's do it!


Christina Ricci:
She clearly has scoliosis or something here, because I can't explain her strange posture in any other way. Those bangs are supremely ridiculous, in a Nelly Furtado kind of way. The dress is simple and lovely, but I feel like those clunky black shoes are killing it. Why not put on a strappy gold sandal or something?


Claire Danes:
Did anyone else totally love this girl because of 'My So-Called Life'? And then she was Juliet in Baz Luhrman's remake of R&J. Wow. One thing I liked about her, is she looked kind of girl-next-door.
Then she went around stealing people's baby daddies...that wasn't cool. And this isn't him. Have they broken up now? Did she steal a baby-daddy needlessly? I have respect for that. That's a little too 'Days of our Lives' for me.
Dress is interesting...I'm not crazy about the color combo, but I respect its daringness...the matching jewelry kind of throws it off for me though.


Hillary Swank:
Love the plum color, love the studs, hate her damn horse face! What is wrong with this woman? Why can't she just wear a mask? Is that too much to ask? I don't think so...she should try to please the fans. Seriously, though, fab dress.


Kirsten Dunst:
If I didn't already hate this woman, after seeing this picture I definitely would. THIS is what you're wearing? Is that a small dog strapped to her forehead?

And the second worst part is, when you do the scroll down, her mop/boyfriend is wearing COWBOY BOOTS and what look to be black jeans. Oh for the love of all things good and holy...


Amanda Peet:
Ok, I realize that she has just squeezed out a child, but some effort would have been appreciated. Did she get this at Forever 21? It's so blah compared to everything else. Not that I'm asking her to Kirsten-Dunst-it-up and try to look like a hooker from an alternate universe circa 1922, but come on!


Cameron "the Man" Diaz:
I want to say that I hate this, but I don't. The dress, yes, I hate it, but the idea is really solid. The anti boring black (ahem, Jennifer Aniston), so colorful and springy, it's really beautiful. But the fact remains that I hate Cameron Diaz more than almost anyone, so I must show allegiance to myself and bash her.

She's a stupid head.

Cate Blanchett:
Um, I wasn't aware that Cate Blanchett had died! Someone managed to jam enough adrenaline into her chest cavity to wake her up for the night? Holy hell, what happened to this normally stunning woman?

I love the dress, although it does remind me of that really tacky Gold American Express dress that was floating around in the 90's...but her hair! Her make-up! Her emaciated, corpse-like frame. God, I hope that's for a role because she looks terrible and I never thought she would cave to the pressure...

Chloe Sevigny (aka my arch fashion enemy):
I hate this woman! I am actually not hating that dress though. I do, however, really hate her hair, her face and her shoes. Are those studded gladiator type high heel sandals with that taffeta dress? BOOO!

Attention: Flying Children

Holy crap! Watch this poor little kid go flying when she gets breakdanced in her face!

Poor thing, but seriously, did she really think she was going to beat that guy at busting a move?

My Favourite Pics: 5th edition

Wow, Chris Noth is so very excited about this parrot. I must admit, I'm sure I would be too, but I would make damn sure that no one had a camera around until I stopped giving that lame hand signal with my other hand.

Does he have extraordinarily small nipples, or is it just me?

Grossest legs ever: Melanie Griffith

So many words are coming that they're getting jumbled into this bottleneck in my brain.

I can't speak, I can only show.

Ew.

Gahhhhhhhhhhh!

Jenny & Jim: Ew

I'm sure their life is filled with tons of hilarity and many fart jokes, but that is no excuse for trading haircuts.

I don't like that Jim's is longer than Jenny's...what's up with that? It's creepy, that's what.

She's so ripping off Posh's OLD look. That's why Posh is the best.

Britney still can't dress herself

I don't even know where she got this tank top! Did she go in a time warp? Is there actually someone who can still pull off the graffiti-type airbrush method for shirts? And if so, WHY?

Kudos to her for working on herself, I'm amazed at that, but oh my god she can't dress. And the berry-stained lips?!?! What?!?!

Angie and Brad: Please shut up

I realize, for the most part, it is Angie who does all the talking, not Brad, but for the love of god I would like them to shut it.

Always talking about the kids, or how benevolent they are, shut up!

I'm not against being benevolent, but I preferred the way she was before, when she didn't shout it out to everyone.

So I found this great website...

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

Could anything be funnier than that? It's unfortunate that there aren't more examples, but considering I live in Montreal, I'm sure I could get plenty to him. It's douche central here.

Go check it out, he's funny.

David Hasselhoff Intoxicated

Wow. He's more f'd than Paris Hilton will be in jail. I love the last bit with the food hanging off his face.



I must apologize for the lack of posting of late. My sister and my brother in law are in town from across the country and they're staying with us! So busy