Bitch is scared to death of pickles. No, I'm not kidding.

You must check out this idiot:

http://socialitelife.com/2006/06/29/its_a_pickle.php

This fucking girl is deathly afraid of pickles. PICKLES.

First of all, they are the most delicious thing EVER. Secondly, what a fucking moron. It's hilarious. You will enjoy listening to her whimper in fear.

I'll show her fear. When I beat her to death with my giant clay pickle I made myself in elementary school.

Diss pickles again bitch, I'll fuck you up.