Jessica Alba and the aluminum foil belt

You know what irritates me? Aside from everything? Ha ha. Ok, no, what was I saying? Oh yah, when people say 'tin foil.' It's not FUCKING tin foil. It's aluminum foil. Ok. Get it right, or don't use it. That's my rule.

Wooo, did I ever go off there. Sorry.

What is with Jessica Alba's belt? Is that butt armor? Is that how her butt gets like that. Can I get one? I want one! Someone tell me where and how much!

She's cute here with her boyfriend, Cash Warren. I like it. I also am totally turned on by his cowboy name.