Lord Lohan post of the day - June 27

My lady Lohan has been AWOL for days. Rumour has it she may be in rehab somewhere getting over a major opiate addiction before her 20th birthday next weekend (also known as Christmas in my mind).

Last week, she flew in Nate Newell, an LA stylist, to help her out in NYC. Apparently, my lord partied SO hard that the guy blew a gasket and had to go home. Isn't she lovely? This is precisely why I should be her stylist. I could handle all the partying and dress her snazzy-like. Unlike this weird-ass outfit.

What's with the ankle scarf? I am totally wearing one tomorrow.