In the absence of the lord, I find Jessica

The lord did not appear for me today. Meaning that she is mad at me. Probably for the ill-fitting blouse I wore y'day.

But in her absence comes #2...look how beautiful she looks, if not a bit greasy. I wish Ken Paves was my hair bitch.

Word is the divorce is about to become final. I wonder what Nicky will get after having much publicised trysts in the past couple of months.