Yipee! Kate is back to being beautiful

My friend Kate Beckinsale listened to me!!! Yipee! Remember how awful she looked at the MTV awards?

I was a little upset that her hair was so awful, and I called her to complain. We talked for hours, of course, and then I got down to the dirty. I told her I needed her to do her hair properly. I threatened to chop off her feet if she didn't, so she did!

Doesn't she look fabu @ the premiere of 'Click'? The glimmer of fear in her eyes is because she knows I'm watching.

Ha ha, that is crazy and I love it.