Jewel kicks ass!

Ha ha, ok, I take back what I said about Jewel being a moron, because I read today that she said this recently:

“There was once a girl hitting on Ty [Murray], my boyfriend…She had just been…saying, ‘Good thing your girlfriend’s here, otherwise I’d give you a run for your money.’ It pissed me off three ways from Sunday. I looked at her and said, ‘My hands are small, I know, but they will choke the f–k out of you if you hit on my boyfriend anymore.’ “

Now, I fucking love her.

Well, except for the 'three ways from Sunday' part. Who fucking says that?

She's fruit salad.

[Source: US Weekly]