Asslee Simpson is the WORST

Asslee Simpson is seriously the worst. There are TONS of contradictions and hypocrisies in the latest Marie-Claire interview with her...talking about being happy with yourself.

Yah, I would be happy with myself too if I just got the best nose-job of all time. Not to mention the starvation diet she went on...oh! And the collagen lips. COME ON!

Now more crap like this is spewing from her fake lips:
She explains, "Jessica was always putting cute outfits together, and I've always been a tomboy. When we were younger, Jess used to wear a pair of red Wrangler jeans that she'd have to use pliers to pull on. Very sexy in Texas! Me, I wouldn't even wear jeans. Everything had to be elastic-waist. My first day of kindergarten, my mother wanted me to wear a dress, and I was like, 'No, I don't want to!' So I wore baggy M.C. Hammer pants!"

What an idiot. You don't ADMIT to wearing Hammer pants! And you don't call them M.C. Hammer pants.

[Source: A Socialite's Life]