Celine Dion is an embarrassment

I loathe Celine Dion. I think she is a hideous embarrassment to the Canadian people. I especially hate that she is from the same province as me...it makes the connection, and the shame, deeper.

I would like to nick-name this outfit 'long crotch.' What do you think? There are so many things wrong with it, it's like a 'Where's Waldo' picture. I could stare at it for hours.

What is with that impractically long scarf? It's ridiclous! I can only hope that she would use it to hang herself. The silk onesie speaks for itself. The waist is SO high and her chest is so bony. God. The horror. She's just so UNsexy, and she has no clue.

Seriously, I think she tops my list of random people I would like to murder.