Josh and Fergie - over?

Some pics surfaced this week of Josh Duhamel and some girls with revealing bathing suits. None of them being Fergie. Here are a couple of reasons I think they should/could have broken up:

• ~ Fergie pissed herself
• ~ Fergie has crazy meth-man face
• ~ Josh is not as attractive as everyone makes him out to be...take a closer look. His facial features are crammed into the centre of his face. This combined with Fergie's meth face would make for disgusting children
• ~Fergie pissed herself

I know I mentioned that last one twice, but that really does something for me. Not being able or willing to control your bladder is a big one, I must say. I really make an effort to do this, and have since around the age of 2. I'll ask my mom exactly when and I'll get back to you.

Either way, I think we should all celebrate the fact that he was getting this close with some other girl...if I hear some excuse later this week that it was a family member or something, I will totally barf b/c no one should parade around their family with their arse hanging out like that.