Hey! Here are my boobs!

Ok, not my boobs...but Jessica Simpson's. Whose, I can humbly say, are MUCH larger and better than mine. Well, at least bigger. Hers have a weird hang going on.

Apparently some of her bodyguards fucked up some pappies this weekend. 4 of them jumped the photog when a stupid club owner authorized pics...she didn't. He did. Nice move bro. You're totally going to get sued by association.