Pamela Anderson & Kid Rock got hitched

Wow! What a romance! What a classy wedding. Nothing says class to me like tying the knot with a Corona in your hand. Also, smudged extremely dark, way-too-much make-up is the epitome of elegance.

I don't know who took this photo, but it seems as if they gave camera hallucinogens beforehand. What is with the weird effect?

Is it just me or has this woman been in a bathing suit non-stop for almost 2 months now? So, all you have to do is show your cooter a bunch of times and you'll have tons 'o' cash? Ok, ok, I know, Pammy's one of the most popular cooter-show-ers of all time, but it still doesn't seem fair.

Celebrities piss me off and fascinate me at the same time. I am so torn. How will I survive?