Lord Lohan post of the day - July 31

Posted by Skankopolis July 31, 2006

Lord Lohan post of the day - July 31 - IN DEFENSE

Look, people best back off my lady friend, Lord Lohan, or I'm going to start some shit. What the fuck is going on here?

All of a sudden we're all over her for being a party-girl? Hey! This is not news! She's been doing it for over a year. Some schmuck at a film company writes her a letter (and then releases it to the press like a moron) and everyone's all over her?

No. No. No. No. No. I'm'a start some shit, yo.

Look how wholesome she is above, reading like the demure little librarian she is. BACK OFF FUCKERS!

I'm not saying Dina Lohan is a great manager, because she's really terrible and should hire me to alleviate her personal bias, but she's not wrong in attempting to defend the lord. Well, except that she says she's 19. Um, MOM, her birthday was a month ago. COME. ON.

Here's the letter:

(see it bigger here)

Here's mommy's defense:
"The Wording Was Ridiculous. I feel when you are 19 (years old) it is way out of line… Maybe he has personal issues with whomever and it came out with my child. I don't know him. I can't judge him. I Don't Think It Was A Smart Thing To Do To A Young Girl."

"Lindsay was in 105° saying, 'Mommy, I feel sick; like I am going to faint.' She took herself to the hospital. She has asthma and in extreme cold or heat you can't breathe."

"Lindsay gets to work late, OK… She's a human being. There was one day when she was late and they worked the schedule around her. Garry (Marshall, the film's director), Jane (Fonda, her co-star), everybody loves her."

"As far as Lindsay's health is concerned, she's fine and she is back on set. She will win an Academy Award for this picture… Justice!"

I'm not sure if my goddess is going to win an Oscar for a film where she fellates someone and gets fingered, but it wouldn't be the first time something silly happens on film.

Here she is at dinner with Harry (whom I don't find so attractive...he has a cro-magnon look about him):