Carmen and Dave: splitso

I can't believe I missed the fact that Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro broke up. Does anyone else think that he is bisexual?

A girl I work with went to school with the whore who apparently is his girlfriend now. She also went to camp with her. I keep encouraging her to sell her photos to the tabloids before the subject loses its energy.

Just some tips for those two:
- Dave: don't fool yourself into marrying another woman. We all know you're bi.

- Carmen: please stop marrying every fool with a big penis. It's not good. At all.

Do you think that he dumped her because of her ass sweat?