Charlize...um, what'cha wearin'?

I like this woman. I love how seemingly uptight she looks. I love that she is against marriage until the day that gays are allowed to marry too (probably because she knows her miniature boyfriend is a mo), I like the roles that she picks, etc etc etc.

And, although I like her so much and I am trying really hard to be accepting. I really can't say anything nice about this dress. Or whatever this garment is. The colour is bad, it doesn't fit and it makes her look ~40 lbs heavier than she is.

You can do better Char Char. Make the effort. Pretty please.