She's like an insect

Some people are saying this one is 'close' because she almost showed her crotchal region. I am more concerned with what is going on in her rib-le region. That is scary and icky.

Do they teach courses on how to exit cars in snazzy outfits? They should. Hmm, maybe that could by my thing. My 'in' into Hollywood. God, I'm so dumb, I don't even want to go there.

Unless, of course, Lindsay Lohan would be my first client and best friend.