Things that make me laugh. A LOT.

Oh my god, I loathe her. She's so fucking gross. I can't believe he does that.

In hilarious news, he said that the best kiss he ever had was from his dog. HIS DOG! He even went on to describe it:

"Best kiss I ever had? That's an easy one. The best kiss I ever got was from my little guy. His name is Buckley, he's a boxer and he's hilarious. When he kisses you it's like a shower over your face."

Ha ha, you disgusting man/woman! Your boyfriend prefers to kiss the dog!