Fashion Rocks

Lots of people showed up to the Fashion Rocks show a long time ago. I apologize for not having gotten to it before now. Stupid JOB. Wasting all my time.

Let's take a look:

Nelly Furtado
As many of you know, I love Nelly. She is awesome. You know what is not so awesome? Really heavy fringe. I tried to be all English and say 'fringe' instead of bangs. What do you think? I know. I feel like an idiot. Seriously. Someone get her some hair-growth pills. Those bangs must go.

Dress is hot though. Love it.

Denise Richards & Richie Sambora
You know, I think this is the first time I have EVER found Denise Richards pretty? Richie on the other hand, mmmmm. No one can sing a harmony quite like him. Bed of Roses? Wow! God, I am so lame. He totally looks like a woman though. In fact, he looks a lot like Heather Locklear! They were totally following the same beauty regimen.

Apparently they got engaged right before this. I don't see a ring. Do you?

Eva Mendes
I lurrrrrrrrrve her. LOVE. Look how simply hot she is. Opaque tights are so hot right now. Hansel. So hot right now. Hansel. Ha ha. I have to watch that movie (Zoolander) again soon. If you haven't seen it, please do.

Rosalyn Sanchez & Some blonde girl I recognize but can't place
I find RS so hot. In Rush Hour 2 she was super hot. If I could add someone to my fiancé's (that really does sound odd, can I rush ahead to husband?) list, it would be her.

Carmen Electra
She's looked better. I still wish she'd go back to the brunette. She was always that girl who wasn't blonde in a sea of blondes. Now she just blahs in with the rest of them/us. It's a good dress though...although it is slightly shapeless and reminds me of a credit card for some reason.

Zack Braff & Rachel Bilson
Oh my fuck, she's cute. Seriously. I love him. I think they would be a cute couple. Not that I don't love Adam Brody. Seth rocks my world. Or did in the first season. God. Why do I keep admitting that I watched the OC?!

Still, they'd make a cute couple.

Christina and Elton
Hey! It just occured to me. What happened to that red hair? I miss the change. Her hair is also alarmingly big here. Elton is the best. I now want wing appliqués on all my clothing.

Fergie & Elton (!)
Good god she is lucky. Wow! Elton John biatch! I hope she realizes what an honour that was.

I don't think she does, or she would not have worn that see-through nightmare on the red carpet. Who wears that? Gahhh.

Comments

Skankopolis said…
Really? Captain Oats never endeared him to you? Actually, if you've never devirginized anyone...don't even think about it.

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