Baby Suri

Here are my top 3 favourite rumours about baby Suri:

~ She is Chris Klein's baby (check squinty eyes, yo)
~ She is a purchased, Chinese baby (ditto)
~ She is a human

Ok, I added that last one myself, but let's be serious. This is either an alien or someone else's baby.

(When you tell me that she looks like Katie Holmes I will put my fingers in my ears and go, "LA LA LA LA LA LA LA" until your lips stop moving)

LA LA LA LA LA LA!

Comments

Skankopolis said…
You make very valid points. ESPECIALLY about the gay stuff.

Speaking of gay scientologists...Lainey has a blind item that I think is John Travolata...are they all fucking closet mo's?

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