Posh, Posh, Posh, we MUST chat

Lord knows I love Victoria Beckham. She was my favourite Spice, she is my favourite footballer's wife...but bitch needs to throw on some slacks! It's bad enough her spindly little legs are clanging around in those boots, but we have to see them poking out from under that sweater "dress" she's wearing too?

Woah. I vote for pants!