Apologies

I have to apologize for taking so long to post, but I must admit, I have been feeling uninspired when it comes to celebrity gossip recently. I don't know if all the interesting people have gone into hiding, or what.

Even the lord, who has had quite the eventful couple of weeks (fight with mommy, wrist breakage, heart breakage, etc) hasn't been turning me on. What do I do friends? What do I do?

Oh here. Let's make fun of these hideous boots!

You know I love her, but those things must go. They probably cost more than my car. Sigh.