I knew there was a reason...
...that I disliked Pink. I have nothing against her music, in fact, I really like the message she attempts to spread, but something always turned me off of her. I always suspected that she was gross.
As it turns out (and true to my record of being correct 85% of the time), I was right about her being gross. Here is a beautiful photo of her pissing out of a car door. Wow. That is just the classiest.
First, it is gross b/c she is doing it that close to her car - even in my most inebriated state (most probably seen last Wednesday night when I had to pee so badly I thought I was going to go in my pants) I would never do that.
Secondly, she is disgusting for allowing someone to photograph her doing it. I realize there is the strong possibility that she is not actually peeing, but I get more satisfaction (...85%...) thinking that she is urinating.
Nasty, nasty girl. I bet she is one of those girls who doesn't necessarily shower during their period. Yah, that's right, I said it. MENSES.
As it turns out (and true to my record of being correct 85% of the time), I was right about her being gross. Here is a beautiful photo of her pissing out of a car door. Wow. That is just the classiest.
First, it is gross b/c she is doing it that close to her car - even in my most inebriated state (most probably seen last Wednesday night when I had to pee so badly I thought I was going to go in my pants) I would never do that.
Secondly, she is disgusting for allowing someone to photograph her doing it. I realize there is the strong possibility that she is not actually peeing, but I get more satisfaction (...85%...) thinking that she is urinating.
Nasty, nasty girl. I bet she is one of those girls who doesn't necessarily shower during their period. Yah, that's right, I said it. MENSES.
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