Is she for real?

Kimberly Stewart is a scab on society's underarm. She is gross, ugly, and skanky. That's a trio of unwanted characteristics if I've ever heard one.

Here she is in a dress that looks like it may have come from the bargain bin at StripperZone.com...go ahead, check the link, you know you want to.

How can a person WHO IS THE DAUGHTER OF ROD STEWART, MULTI-GILLIONAIRE dress like such a down-low-ho?

Unbelievable.

PS - doesn't that totally look like John Stamos in the background?

PPS - OH MY GOD SHE ALSO ISN'T WEARING SHOES. Kill me now. No wait, kill her.