Jessica Simpson obviously hates me

I don't normally attack Jessica Simpson. In fact, I love her meaty curves. Yuck. That sounds like a disgusting meal at Denny's. Moon Over My Hammy? What the fuck? But, I digress.

I like her not stick-thin figure, but I really don't care for this outfit. It's not doing shit for her. Except make her look stumpy. And those shoes! Oh the horror. What a mess that outfit is.

Jesus lord in heaven, please help my friend Jessica to stop wearing onesies. It was cute in the video while rollerskating in a retro way...it's not so hot in real life.