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Today's example:
Boy George
Arrested for posession of cocaine recently when he called in a fake burglary report. Police arrived at his house to find several piles of the Colombian powder around his apartment. Hmm, fake call to the police? Yes, retarded. Calling the police when your home has drugs all over the place? Agreed, retarded. And I believe, correct me if I'm wrong, that retarded + retarded = EXTRA retarded.
Boy George, my friend, you deserve to be picking the trash off the highway, because you are E.R.
Further proof that celebrity does not equal intelligence.
Next time: George Michael
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