THIS is why...

...I never found Leonardo DiCaprio hot. I think Tobey Maguire is a given. No one thinks he's hot. Except Jennifer Meyer (jewelry designer extraordinaire). And even that could be for the money. Or not, I think her dad is wicked loaded.

These two on a beach is like one of my nightmares. The kind that make you have sweaty neck curls in your hair.

Gahhh.