Ankle boots are evil without pants

I don't mind ankle boots, I really don't. IF they're worn properly. They rarely are.

Yes, the odd person can pull them off without pants, but she is normally Kate Moss. That's about it. Even the hottest, most fashionable Hollywood actresses sometimes can't pull them off with a skirt (case in point, our Lord Lohan). Minnie Driver has also offended us previously - see here.

If Santa wanted to give me a present this year, he'd abolish ankle boots without pants. Except for Kate Moss. She looks good.

PS - I would prefer not to comment on the pirate head-dress. It sickens me.