Jennifer Love Hewitt: "I'm Hugh Jass"

Remember that episode of 'The Simpson's' when Bart calls Moe's Tavern and asks for a prank name, but it ends up being a real person. The gentleman comes to the phone and says, "Yes, I'm Hugh Jass."

He was obviously mistaken, because it is clear that Jennifer Love Hewitt is Hugh Jass, or at least has a HUGE ASS.

Oh my god. That thing is ridic! I don't remember it being so gross. I mean, I'm all for curvy ladies, but it looks like she's storing her winter food supply in there.

Good lord.