Ben Affleck starring on 'The Sopranos'

Ok, he's not really, but how Jersey is he? He's like an aging mobster. And not a gracefully aging mobster. An icky one.

I don't understand how someone as physically fit and fantastic as Jennifer Garner can be in love with this man. He better be REALLY funny.

I remember when my sister had a big crush on him. I condoned it. Ew. Well, as they say, hindsight is 20/20, right?